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A Bed Of Lettuce

By • Nov 12th, 2007 • Category: Burger Toppings

A Bed Of Lettuce
If the typical pictorial advertisements of the cheeseburger are to believed, the lettuce is a delicate fresh green frill, its tender ruffles promising crisp flavorful vegetable goodness.

In reality the lettuce is all too often a few thick shreds of a rusty white Styrofoam-like substance. The lettuce of choice is usually the iceberg variety which has a solid head that has few nutrients and even less flavor.

The lettuce provides some basic textural function within a cheeseburger as a base for other ingredients. Not our favorite.
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One Response to “A Bed Of Lettuce”

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    Ariel Moore Says:

    ALSOME stuff!!!! Now i’m going to go to sleep on my bed of lettuce!!

    P.S. MY BED OF LETTUCE IS CONFUNY!!

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