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Mar 13th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Woman Hits BK Drive-Thru… Literally

Woman Hits BK Drive-Thru… Literally

Oh, the burger blotter just keeps growing and growing.  There was the Kansas City woman who trashed a Mickey D’s when her order got screwed up.  There were the dudes who landed their small-engine planes on a frozen lake in the middle of Minneapolis to grab lunch at a local burger bar.  There was the [...]



Mar 9th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Oscar Night Cheeseburgers

Oscar Night Cheeseburgers

Sandra Bullock, Hollywood superstar, with almost 40 film credits on her resume, was just hours away from the biggest moment of her career.  She was up for an Academy Award for her lead role in “The Blind Side,” part of a list of nominees that included perhaps the greatest actor in history.  She was the [...]



Mar 5th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

The Vortex: Spanish Fly Burger

The Vortex: Spanish Fly Burger

Last Thursday, while the overexposed celebrichefs and starry-eyed foodie gawkers were noshing their way through Rachael Ray’s VIP event in Miami, I decided to have my own personal burger bash at my favorite spot, the Vortex Bar & Grill.

While their location in Midtown Atlanta isn’t as in-your-face crazy as the Little Five Points store with [...]



Mar 2nd, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

The Cheeseburger Turns 75!!! (Maybe…)

The Cheeseburger Turns 75!!!  (Maybe…)

Friday, March 5 should be honored as a momentous day for all of us in BurgerWorld.  It was on that date in 1935 that the glorious cheeseburger was born.  That is, if you believe one version of the story.
If you head to 2776 North Speer Boulevard in Denver today, you’ll find Key Bank.  In the [...]



Feb 27th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Iron Chef Michael Symon Wins 2010 Burger Bash

Iron Chef Michael Symon Wins 2010 Burger Bash

Twenty-seven top chefs from around the globe descended on Miami last week to take part in the 2010 Burger Bash, part of the Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival.  And while beermaker Amstel Light is the event’s title sponsor, it’s generally seen as media darling Rachael Ray’s party.  Here she is cramming one [...]



Feb 24th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Super Scooby: UK’s Biggest Burger

Super Scooby: UK’s Biggest Burger

It was once famously said that “the sun never sets on the British Empire.”  Well, if the Brits are looking to re-build, they may be starting with this behemoth of a burger, which practically has its own gravitational pull.

It’s obviously no Mallie’s, but this beastly burg actually gets cooked up and sold to real people [...]



Feb 20th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

BK Cuts the Cheese in $1 Double Cheeseburger

BK Cuts the Cheese in $1 Double Cheeseburger

Consider me royally disappointed with the King’s latest declaration. Burger King has announced that their $1 Double Cheeseburger will cost $1.19, beginning April 20.

Franchise owners had complained since the Double Cheeseburger’s introduction in October that they were losing more than a dime on every one that was sold.  (Waaah.  Ask one of them how much [...]



Feb 17th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Olympic Hero Wins Gold, Hits Golden Arches

Olympic Hero Wins Gold, Hits Golden Arches

(photo: Getty Images)
“Congratulations, Alexandre Bilodeau… you just won the first-ever Canadian gold medal on native soil!  What are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to… McDonald’s?!?“

That’s exactly what he did. The 22-year-old freestyle skier from Montreal torched the moguls course this past Sunday night to win the gold.  As Bob Costas & Co. had been [...]



Feb 14th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Ranch Burgers: A Sweet Taste of Summer

Ranch Burgers: A Sweet Taste of Summer

In the mood for a new cheeseburger?  Start poking around online and leafing through cookbooks, and it won’t take you long to find all kinds of “secret ingredients” that promise to make your next homemade burger a culinary masterpiece.  Hell, this site has a bunch of them.  Walnuts, cola, cherries, curry powder, pepperoni: you name [...]



Feb 9th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Cheeseburger on a Chip?

Cheeseburger on a Chip?

Prepping for my annual Super Bowl Buffet, I was faced with a dilemma.  Given my “job” as official cheeseburger scribe of this website (a job which still elicits a response that usually goes something like, “You do WHAT?  And they PAY you for that?!?”), I felt like cheebies should somehow be represented at this year’s [...]



Feb 5th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Mamma Mia! McDonald’s McItaly Burger Sparks Outrage

Mamma Mia!  McDonald’s McItaly Burger Sparks Outrage

In trying to jump-start the Italian economy, fast-food giant McDonald’s has ignited a firestorm of controversy.  Last week in Rome marked the debut of a new cheeseburger called the McItaly:

The square burger is topped with Asiago cheese, artichoke spread, and lettuce: all made in Italy, along with the ground beef and even the bread.  A [...]



Feb 2nd, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Carl’s Jr. Unveils Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger

Carl’s Jr. Unveils Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger

Start a list of ultimate “comfort foods.”  How soon do you get to “grilled cheese sandwich?”  Top 10?  Top 5?  Maybe even sooner?  The burgermeisters at Carl’s Jr. must think so, too, based on their latest cheeseburger offering, the Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger:

That’s 4 gooey slices of melted American and Swiss cheeses, bacon, mayo, and [...]



Jan 29th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Long Boy Cheeseburgers

Long Boy Cheeseburgers

I’m generally pretty skeptical about non-cheeseburger cheeseburgers.  You know, cheeseburger pizzas, cheeseburger pies, cheeseburger-inspired soups, etc.  I did give Paula Deen’s bacon cheeseburger meatloaf a whirl once… and wished I hadn’t.  To be honest, most knockoffs suck.  If you want a cheeseburger, get a damn cheeseburger.  It’s not a difficult item to get your hands [...]



Jan 25th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Burger King: Have It Your Way… With a Beer

Burger King: Have It Your Way… With a Beer

All of Burgerworld is abuzz these days about the King’s latest Whopper of a proclamation.  Late last week, Burger King announced that you’ll soon be able to get an ice-cold beer with your cheeseburger at its new location, opening in Miami’s South Beach district in February.

But before you freak out (as many have already) about [...]



Jan 22nd, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

KC Woman Charged in McDonald’s Trashing

KC Woman Charged in McDonald’s Trashing

We’ve all been there.  You’ve had a rough day and stop by a fast food joint to grab a quick bite.  Maybe your boss chewed your ass out.  Maybe traffic sucked.  Maybe the kid behind the counter rubbed you the wrong way when he took your order.  Whatever the cause, you’re already at the breaking [...]



Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Grindhouse: Atlanta’s Newest Hamburger Hotspot

Grindhouse: Atlanta’s Newest Hamburger Hotspot

Every January, we turn our eyes toward downtown Atlanta, recalling the world-changing legacy that was born when Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. walked these streets.  Well, for the past several months, local cheeseburger chowhounds have been making a pilgrimage to his home neighborhood, where a new hotspot may be starting a legacy of its own.

Grindhouse [...]



Jan 14th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Minnesota Pilots Ticketed in Frozen Burger Run

Minnesota Pilots Ticketed in Frozen Burger Run

Two Minnesota men have been charged for grabbing a cheeseburger at one of Minneapolis’ hottest eateries on Monday.  Their crime?  Illegally parking their vehicles a few hundred feet away.  But check out said vehicles:

(That shot is from Jennifer Simonson of the Star Tribune.) The Champion 7FC of Hans Meyer and the Aeronca 7AC piloted by [...]



Jan 9th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Sonic: Doing a Drive-In Right

Sonic: Doing a Drive-In Right

One day I listed every fast-food burger joint I could think of.  A cheeseburger fanatic, I figured I’d already hit every chain at one time or another.  Boy, was I wrong.  I must truly be a creature of habit, because I was shocked at how many establishments I’ve never been to.
Some places simply aren’t anywhere [...]



Jan 6th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Hooters Busts into Burger Battle with $5.99 Deal

Hooters Busts into Burger Battle with $5.99 Deal

Just when you thought the cheeseburger landscape couldn’t get more crowded, a new combatant in the burger wars has brought out their big guns.  Hooters, famous for its 5-star cuisine and professional staff average bar food and buxom waitresses, has announced a new promotion that the chain calls “the best value in the restaurant industry [...]



Jan 3rd, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Steak ‘n Shake: Guacamole Steakburger

Steak ‘n Shake: Guacamole Steakburger

Steak ‘n Shake was the first place my parents ever took me for cheeseburgers.  I was 5 or 6, living in Indianapolis.  I remember the brightly-lit diner-style restaurant.  I remember them being open late (which, for me, probably meant past 8pm), so we could all go out after Dad got off work.  I remember the [...]



Dec 29th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Win a Jamaican Vacation from Cheeseburger in Paradise

Win a Jamaican Vacation from Cheeseburger in Paradise

Need a break from the winter blues?  Have the holidays left you feeling a little grinchy?  The Cheeseburger in Paradise chain thinks that a change in your latitude might just bring about a change in your attitude.  They’re sending one lucky chowhound to Jamaica for a 5-day/4-night island getaway.  All you have to do?  Scrunch [...]



Dec 24th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

A Super-sized Cheeseburger Prank

A Super-sized Cheeseburger Prank

Back in my youth, my high school friends and I spent many a Saturday night rolling a fellow student’s trees in toilet paper.  Once, when we knew the victim was safely out of town, we actually wrapped his entire house in quilted two-ply.  As we got afterschool jobs, we eventually gained access to more elaborate [...]



Dec 20th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Checkers Philly Cheesesteak Burger

Checkers Philly Cheesesteak Burger

Last week, when I heard that Checkers was giving away free cheeseburgers on 2 Fridays in December, I hit the web to find one near me.  That ended disappointingly. But my interest was piqued by something else, an ad very similar to this:

The quintessential cheeseburger paired with the legendary Philly cheesesteak?  It was like when [...]



Dec 16th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Checkers: Free Burgers on Friday* (*participating locations only)

Checkers: Free Burgers on Friday* (*participating locations only)

So I had hoped to use today’s article to spread a little holiday cheeseburger cheer and tell you about a free lunch offer I’d accidentally tripped over.  It seems that last Friday, December 11, there were some free Big Bufords being handed out at Checkers Drive-In Restaurants!  Accompanying news stories promised a repeat performance this [...]



Dec 10th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

New Mexico’s Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail

New Mexico’s Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail

I’m a sucker for regional culinary quirks, those unique little twists that some places put on certain foods.  In Pittsburgh, for example, they have this insanely tasty habit of putting French fries directly on their sandwiches.  There’s a stellar mayonnaise-based white barbecue sauce that’s practically unheard of outside of northern Alabama.  In my home state [...]



Dec 8th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe: Baconator Part II?

Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe: Baconator Part II?

In September, I trashed the Baconator.  But Wendy’s CEO promised a new and improved “premium bacon cheeseburger,” coming soon.  By October, rumblings were heard about a better bun and applewood-smoked bacon.  Even Wendy’s employees were leaving comments on this site, swearing that the new cheeseburger would be worth a return visit.
That visit came last week, [...]



Dec 4th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Free Food in 12 Days of Whataburger Promotion

Free Food in 12 Days of Whataburger Promotion

“… the children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of cheeseburgers danced in their heads…”
For residents in 10 states across the South and Southwest, it just got a little easier (and a lot cheaper) to treat yourself to a holiday hamburger.  The San Antonio-based chain Whataburger has launched a new promotion called [...]



Nov 30th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Miley Cyrus Dissed at NYC Burger Bar

Miley Cyrus Dissed at NYC Burger Bar

Pop princess Miley Cyrus turned 17 last week.  And just in time for her birthday, she got a big fat dose of the real world when she stopped for some grub at a posh Manhattan burger bar.  It seems when the actress-slash-singer-slash-flavor-of-the-month and a pal wanted a cheeseburger fix recently, they went to POP Burger [...]



Nov 24th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Ann’s Snack Bar: Ghetto (Fabulous) Burger

Ann’s Snack Bar: Ghetto (Fabulous) Burger

According to a 2007 Wall Street Journal article, the best burger in America is served at a ramshackle 8-seat diner in a sketchy East Atlanta neighborhood.  I’m embarrassed to admit that, despite living in Atlanta since 1994, I hadn’t even heard of the place until Raymond Sokolov’s list came out.  But this past week, I [...]



Nov 19th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Suicide Attempt Stopped with Burger

Suicide Attempt Stopped with Burger

Police in Portsmouth, New Hampshire have saved a man’s life by offering him a hamburger.

Around 2 a.m. on November 19, Officer Scott Pearl and Detective Tim Black responded to a call regarding a man who had climbed to the top of the Interstate 95 bridge over the Piscataqua River, which serves as the border between [...]