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Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Grindhouse: Atlanta’s Newest Hamburger Hotspot

Every January, we turn our eyes toward downtown Atlanta, recalling the world-changing legacy that was born when Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. walked these streets.  Well, for the past several months, local cheeseburger chowhounds have been making a pilgrimage to his home neighborhood, where a new hotspot may be starting a legacy of its own. [...]



Jan 14th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Minnesota Pilots Ticketed in Frozen Burger Run

Two Minnesota men have been charged for grabbing a cheeseburger at one of Minneapolis’ hottest eateries on Monday.  Their crime?  Illegally parking their vehicles a few hundred feet away.  But check out said vehicles: (That shot is from Jennifer Simonson of the Star Tribune.) The Champion 7FC of Hans Meyer and the Aeronca 7AC piloted [...]



Jan 9th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Sonic: Doing a Drive-In Right

One day I listed every fast-food burger joint I could think of.  A cheeseburger fanatic, I figured I’d already hit every chain at one time or another.  Boy, was I wrong.  I must truly be a creature of habit, because I was shocked at how many establishments I’ve never been to. Some places simply aren’t [...]



Jan 6th, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Hooters Busts into Burger Battle with $5.99 Deal

Just when you thought the cheeseburger landscape couldn’t get more crowded, a new combatant in the burger wars has brought out their big guns.  Hooters, famous for its 5-star cuisine and professional staff average bar food and buxom waitresses, has announced a new promotion that the chain calls “the best value in the restaurant industry [...]



Jan 3rd, 2010 • Category: Burger Stories

Steak ‘n Shake: Guacamole Steakburger

Steak ‘n Shake was the first place my parents ever took me for cheeseburgers.  I was 5 or 6, living in Indianapolis.  I remember the brightly-lit diner-style restaurant.  I remember them being open late (which, for me, probably meant past 8pm), so we could all go out after Dad got off work.  I remember the [...]



Dec 29th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Win a Jamaican Vacation from Cheeseburger in Paradise

Need a break from the winter blues?  Have the holidays left you feeling a little grinchy?  The Cheeseburger in Paradise chain thinks that a change in your latitude might just bring about a change in your attitude.  They’re sending one lucky chowhound to Jamaica for a 5-day/4-night island getaway.  All you have to do?  Scrunch [...]



Dec 24th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

A Super-sized Cheeseburger Prank

Back in my youth, my high school friends and I spent many a Saturday night rolling a fellow student’s trees in toilet paper.  Once, when we knew the victim was safely out of town, we actually wrapped his entire house in quilted two-ply.  As we got afterschool jobs, we eventually gained access to more elaborate [...]



Dec 20th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Checkers Philly Cheesesteak Burger

Last week, when I heard that Checkers was giving away free cheeseburgers on 2 Fridays in December, I hit the web to find one near me.  That ended disappointingly. But my interest was piqued by something else, an ad very similar to this: The quintessential cheeseburger paired with the legendary Philly cheesesteak?  It was like [...]



Dec 16th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Checkers: Free Burgers on Friday* (*participating locations only)

So I had hoped to use today’s article to spread a little holiday cheeseburger cheer and tell you about a free lunch offer I’d accidentally tripped over.  It seems that last Friday, December 11, there were some free Big Bufords being handed out at Checkers Drive-In Restaurants!  Accompanying news stories promised a repeat performance this [...]



Dec 10th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

New Mexico’s Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail

I’m a sucker for regional culinary quirks, those unique little twists that some places put on certain foods.  In Pittsburgh, for example, they have this insanely tasty habit of putting French fries directly on their sandwiches.  There’s a stellar mayonnaise-based white barbecue sauce that’s practically unheard of outside of northern Alabama.  In my home state [...]



Dec 8th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Wendy’s Bacon Deluxe: Baconator Part II?

In September, I trashed the Baconator.  But Wendy’s CEO promised a new and improved “premium bacon cheeseburger,” coming soon.  By October, rumblings were heard about a better bun and applewood-smoked bacon.  Even Wendy’s employees were leaving comments on this site, swearing that the new cheeseburger would be worth a return visit. That visit came last [...]



Dec 4th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Free Food in 12 Days of Whataburger Promotion

“… the children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of cheeseburgers danced in their heads…” For residents in 10 states across the South and Southwest, it just got a little easier (and a lot cheaper) to treat yourself to a holiday hamburger.  The San Antonio-based chain Whataburger has launched a new promotion [...]



Nov 30th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Miley Cyrus Dissed at NYC Burger Bar

Pop princess Miley Cyrus turned 17 last week.  And just in time for her birthday, she got a big fat dose of the real world when she stopped for some grub at a posh Manhattan burger bar.  It seems when the actress-slash-singer-slash-flavor-of-the-month and a pal wanted a cheeseburger fix recently, they went to POP Burger [...]



Nov 24th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Ann’s Snack Bar: Ghetto (Fabulous) Burger

According to a 2007 Wall Street Journal article, the best burger in America is served at a ramshackle 8-seat diner in a sketchy East Atlanta neighborhood.  I’m embarrassed to admit that, despite living in Atlanta since 1994, I hadn’t even heard of the place until Raymond Sokolov’s list came out.  But this past week, I [...]



Nov 19th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Suicide Attempt Stopped with Burger

Police in Portsmouth, New Hampshire have saved a man’s life by offering him a hamburger. Around 2 a.m. on November 19, Officer Scott Pearl and Detective Tim Black responded to a call regarding a man who had climbed to the top of the Interstate 95 bridge over the Piscataqua River, which serves as the border [...]



Nov 15th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Dynamite in Dallas: Twisted Root Burger Co.

With just one long weekend in Big D, I had a small window of opportunity to do some cheeseburger taste testing.  My Cowboys Stadium experience ended in a tie (great game, lame burger).  None of the Smashburgers in Dallas had opened quite yet.  I set out to find an awesome local burger with critical acclaim… [...]



Nov 11th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Smashburger Set to Rock Dallas

In my last post, I lamented the lackluster cheeseburger being served at the sparkly new home stadium of the Dallas Cowboys.  Perhaps a few of the players were unimpressed with the homefield concessions as well, because two gridiron gladiators have taken matters into their own meaty hands. Leonard Davis, the Cowboys’ 6-foot-6, 353-pound right guard, [...]



Nov 8th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Cowboys Stadium: How ‘Bout Them Burgers???

Everything, as the famous saying goes, is bigger in Texas.  Nowhere in the Lone Star State is this maxim truer than in the city of Arlington, where the Dallas Cowboys opened their brand-new stadium a few months ago.  At a total price of over 1 billion (yes, with a “B”) dollars, team owner Jerry Jones [...]



Nov 4th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Denny’s Enters Burger War, Draws Fire from Morrissey Fans

When I mention the Denny’s restaurant chain, what’s the first thing you think of?  Probably the Grand Slam breakfast (although I was always a Moons Over My Hammy man myself).  Or maybe their famous free-meal-on-your-birthday promotion, despite the fact that they scrapped the giveaways in 1993.  What probably doesn’t spring to mind is their cheeseburger.  [...]



Oct 30th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

The Elvis Burger: A Hunka Hunka Oh-My-God

I’d been waiting for months to get back to the Vortex Bar and Grill in Atlanta’s uber-funky Little Five Points neighborhood.  Living up in the ‘burbs with my white picket fence and my homeowners’ association dues and a minivan in my garage, swinging by my all-time favorite burger spot isn’t as simple as I’d like.  [...]



Oct 27th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Windows 7 Whopper Takes Tokyo

Burger King has unleashed a gastronomical Godzilla on the people of Japan.  In a cross-promotion with Microsoft to celebrate the debut of Windows 7, BKs across the Land of the Rising Sun have been offering customers a 7-patty Whopper.  At five inches tall and well over two thousand calories, devouring this beefy behemoth is obviously [...]



Oct 25th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

O’Charley’s Firecracker Burger Wrap

O’Charley’s is one of those places that I never think about, although I could hit it with a baseball from the grocery store, the Target, and the drugstore I frequent.  There are 230+ locations in 20 states, but even if you’re listing just the “apostrophe-s” casual dining joints (Applebee’s, Chili’s, Friday’s, et al.), O’Charley’s is [...]



Oct 22nd, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Tony Stewart’s Whopper of a Polygraph

Burger King wrapped up a summer-long ad campaign this week by administering a polygraph test (commonly called a “lie detector test”) to NASCAR driver Tony Stewart.  The point?  To see if the BK spokesman really loves the Whopper cheeseburger as much as he claims in recent TV ads. Anyone who has ever watched NASCAR knows [...]



Oct 19th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Smokehouse Burgers in the Backyard

There are few things I enjoy more than firing up my backyard grill and cooking outdoors.  It’s even better when I’m trying out a new recipe I’m particularly excited about.  If the recipe in question is for a twist on the classic cheeseburger, I’m positively giddy.  With good reason, since my grated cheeseburgers and Jucy [...]



Oct 13th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Awesome “Craz-E” Donut Burger

At this years food celebration known as The Big E, you saw all kinds of crazy foods on display. None more exciting than the Craz-E burger with donuts and bacon.



Oct 13th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Burger King To Get “Edgy” Makeover

“The Home of the Whopper” is getting a whopper of a renovation.  Burger King has announced plans to give its 12,000 locations around the world a dramatic new look that’s being described with decidedly non-fast-food adjectives like “edgy” and “futuristic.” The chain’s new design, codenamed “20/20,” will introduce upscale features like rotating red flame chandeliers, [...]



Oct 9th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Cheeseburger Bobby’s: Little Chain, Big Plans

The “fast-casual” boom continues.  That’s restaurantspeak for that middle-ground kind of place that’s not fast food… but not an order-from-a-waiter-leave-a-tip-when-you’re-done kind of eatery. Fuddruckers basically invented the fast casual category.  Five Guys has turned it into a phenomenon.  Maybe the concept just works better for cheeseburgers than any other cuisine.  Hoity-toity, linen-napkin establishments offer burgers, [...]



Oct 6th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Canadian Military Chopper Makes a Burger Run

Anyone who has ever been handed the keys to the company car has done it at one time or another.  Hell, I’ve done it.  While out making a delivery, it was not uncommon for me to swing off and grab a bite to eat or even run a personal errand while on the clock.  No [...]



Sep 30th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Kobayashi Downs 93 Krystals in Square Off VI

Competitive eating’s Beast from the East is back. Takeru Kobayashi destroyed the field in Chattanooga this past weekend to win the Krystal Square Off World Hamburger Eating Championship in decisive fashion.



Sep 28th, 2009 • Category: Burger Stories

Burger Jones: Minneapolis’ New Cheeseburger Champ?

I’ve been looking for an excuse to visit my cousin in Minneapolis to try the famous Jucy Lucy.  But the itinerary just grew.  Check out this upscale Twin Cities joint called Burger Jones. It’s a slick, ultra-hipster-cool new restaurant that opened a few months ago (in a space that was formerly a decidedly un-slick, un-ultra-hipster-cool [...]