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Til Cheeseburger Do You Part

By • May 24th, 2009 • Category: Burger Blog

There aren’t many wedding statements that will creep me out. After all, I spent the better part of adolescent life wearing a mullet. When you wear a mullet, you grow a tolerance for just about everything, even for beer bellies and Bai Ling.

But a cheeseburger for a wedding cake?

That’s where I draw the line, folks. Sure, I love cheeseburgers. I could live on it if I have to. As a matter of fact, I’ve tried to. Once, while recovering from a bad breakup, I inhaled 10 cheeseburgers in 3 nights. All those cheeseburgers gone just like that — I say inhaled because those coronary delights disappeared so quick had I not felt so full I could barely lift an arm to wave, I would have dismissed those cheeseburgers as figments of my imagination. But I digress.

We were talking of weddings. And cheeseburgers for wedding cakes. And the fact that I’d rather grow whiskers than share the wedding limelight with a cheeseburger-turned-wedding cake. Because, believe it or not, two fastfood lovers got married, got themselves a cheeseburg-cake, and ended up taking backseat to their 42-pounder.

Meet Tom and Kerry Watts and their mammoth burger.


It took the butcher a whole day to make this giant, which weighed 400 ounces uncooked. Cooked, it did not get any lighter. It took three chefs to take it out of the oven.

Then again, does that really surprise anyone?

With 30 tomatoes, 12 iceberg lettuces, 48 dill pickle slices, 12 onions, a little of ketchup, 2 kilograms of cheese, and a litre of mayonnaise thrown in, this cheeseburger is heavier than an 8th grader (and you don’t lift 8th graders out of ovens)!

To add insult to the injury, the firefighter groom had this to say: “Not only did I get to marry the woman of my dreams but I also got to have the burger of my dreams in the same day.”

Well, Tom and Kerry, I hope a cheeseburger won’t do you part someday.

2 Responses to “Til Cheeseburger Do You Part”

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    jasmine peters Says:

    God googly moogly what kind of hambuger is that

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    vince Says:

    haha that couple must be HUGE ;)

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