5 dozen ostrich eggs
2 slices of bread
Instructions: Shave buffalo completely, debone, and run through high speed industrial hammermill.
Mix ground buffalo with ostrich eggs and place into a baling press-type car compactor at your local wrecking yard. Take squared ground buffalo and place into hydraulically-powered plate compressor. Press patty to desired thickness. Find a deserted factory with large grate-type floor. Place patty on grate floor and set fire to building. Extinguish fire after about 10 to 12 minutes (less for a medium-rare burger), remove patty, and place between slices of bread. Garnish with clove, serve, and enjoy!]]>
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