Boil In A Can Cheeseburger
By admin • Mar 2nd, 2008 • Category: Burger StoriesSay hello to the cheeseburger in a can that is cooked by throwing the whole thing in a pot of boiling water.
The research required to write this page involved searching for the “history of canning” on Google and learning that canning food was state of the art military technology in 1810 – soldiers were trained to use bayonets to open their canned meat rations.
By the middle of the nineteenth century canned food became a status symbol amongst wealthy households in Europe, this was brought on by the revolutionary can opener technology that became available at that time.
All of that 200 year history has been leading to where we are now, a new more enlightened era of independent thought and advanced computer technology…

You can buy this creation here.
You just throw it into a pot of boiling water and wait…
You can stop doubting it now, it really is a cheeseburger in a can.
Read the full eating experience review here.
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April 1st, 2008 at 12:29 am
erghhh man
April 25th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I agree with you Akie, Burger in a can sounds horrid yuk yuk. Rather stay hungry.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
gross
August 12th, 2008 at 1:59 am
i think its good for military use
August 27th, 2008 at 6:10 am
that is the most disgusting thing that I have ever seen! leave it to the old timers to create something so nasty!! :p
August 27th, 2008 at 6:11 am
ewww ; p that is so gross! It’s mush in a can! who would eat that?
August 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
yea would b good for military use.. or space…
August 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
but it looks gross.
November 5th, 2008 at 7:02 am
gross!
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:46 am
that looks discuiting ;(.
But good for miltery .
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 pm
So researching taste tests on these canned cheeseburgers. I have found that the burgers do not taste very good at all.
They have been compared to those “crappy Salisbury Steak TV Dinners”.
December 5th, 2008 at 8:31 am
that looks nasty it would be good for millitary use!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2008 at 8:34 am
thats looks good how can i get one. if it comes early i can finally eat i haven’t ate in 4 days im starved please feed me i am hungry. i wish i had some one who loves me. and that would feed me.
December 11th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Eww, that stuff looks sick as freaaaak[:
I would never put that in my mouth let alone touch it..whoever came up with this needs to be shot if their not deceased already.. & Tkeyah…get a life hunny, if you’re so hungry go to the mission or something.
January 14th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
i think the only purpose of them being in grocery stores would be for emergency use, for like hurricanes and all, but other than that, that looks pretty bad
January 20th, 2009 at 4:54 am
Well this looks really nice emmm i dont want this at my wedding though x x
January 27th, 2009 at 9:10 am
is this legal?
March 18th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
it was probably from soviet russia
April 1st, 2009 at 2:42 am
wow! looks yummy! where can i get these?
April 25th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
yuk i would never eat that weve already got macas dont we? so why not just buy one there instead of eating goe stuf !!
LOL.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:03 am
this would b good if there was raw sausages mixed into it…
May 14th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Eeeeyuck. I would pop the lid off and use the sharp edge to remove some of my fingers and cook them instead.
May 15th, 2009 at 9:23 am
you know what it would be good for?
Military use.
May 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
wouldn’t be a bad idea if they rationed this,
Especially in the military.
May 17th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
If it looks so bad WHY in the world would anyone wish it on our dedicated military??? That is what really sounds sick!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
it is just SO SOS O wrong, really people WTF, i love burgers as much or more than the next guy, hell im a stoner and i wouldnt even touch this, id rather eat muslei lmao
oh the humanity
May 28th, 2009 at 7:24 am
OMG that is the nastiest thing ever!! wouldnt the sandwich get soggy from the heat being enclosed in a tight space???
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 4th, 2009 at 2:32 am
ugggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is disgusting! and to think i wanted to start putting weight on with burgers! only to find and see that shit!!!! fucking hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
No.
Just… no.
June 17th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
It looks as bad a a BUrger From McDonalds
June 29th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
cool
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
wher ecan i buy this??!!
August 1st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
i am ashamed i cannot believe that u guys have such a low opionon of the armed forces that protect ur country. u think that if its not good enough for u give it to the militarty u guys are asholes ur not the ones getting ur body blwon to bits by the arabs if afganistan. losers
September 14th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
In a can or in a pack…..is almost the same….
October 12th, 2009 at 5:07 am
I want this one also. Moreee burgerss
October 26th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
I love our Military – all branches. They are working to keep US safe. Why do you want them to eat inferior food? They should have only the best!
November 12th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
i wouldnt even sniff it but its no different to one of my burgers from mac d’s that ur all happy to eat! try searching for the 20 year old mc donalds burger that still looks the same as when made!
November 18th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
rahhhhhhh
I LOVEEEEEE RED PANDAS
save the red pandas!
December 7th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
guys it might look gross
but thats a really really good idea
i would have never thought to do this…
props to the person that made this invention
December 11th, 2009 at 7:11 am
um i dont agree with yall i think that its a very creative idea and that it would be a good idea for military and for pepole who are going on trips. and yall cant say anything about how good or bad the burger is unless you have tried it. it might be the best burger you have ever tried in your life. think about it this way pepole might think your ugly from the outside but you might be the funniest or the most creativest or nicest person thay have ever meet if thay would only have meet you though .
December 11th, 2009 at 7:12 am
and but i do agree with you casandra
January 20th, 2010 at 11:25 am
that is sick as shit looking
January 29th, 2010 at 11:12 am
that shit look half done
February 2nd, 2010 at 7:48 am
they look awesome, really want one now. cant find where to buy them though
February 18th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
This looks like something I would pull out of my friend’s vagina!! Just kidding but it really looks gross.
March 4th, 2010 at 11:44 am
looks good
March 5th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
It doesn’t look horrible, but couldn’t they leave the pickles off? That ruined it for me. I love pickles, but not on my burgers.
March 20th, 2010 at 9:37 am
let me get this straight,why would you guys put a damn hamburger in a can!!!thats so stupid!!!!!you might as well give it to the haiti.because my friend is from the haiti and her name is Dananika shes black and she just moved to america shes from the Dominican Republic isnt that so scarey to you?
well i should say give those DAMN HAMBURGERS AND GIVE IT TO THE HAITI and heres a little treat for you:)( thats a butt! (it doesnt really look like on huh?) so anyways ur suckish
March 21st, 2010 at 8:01 pm
If it came down to it, hell ya ide eat it to survive. Ive probably ate worse… haha
July 13th, 2010 at 9:43 pm
thats the kind of gross crap we should be shipping overseas as foreign aid. but hell, i’d try one